| Total number of NIPS papers you are an author on |
| Total number of NIPS papers you are sole author on |
| Total number of NIPS papers you are an author on and your name appears in the acknowledgement sections |
| Total number of NIPS talks given |
| Age |
| Number of high level industrial advisory boards you are on |
| Average annual grant income |
| Number of times you have been on the NIPS program committee |
| Number of dedicated slots on the NIPS program committee for your recently graduated students |
| Average number of square meters of the condominium you rent in Whistler |
| Average price of air ticket to attend the conference |
| Age of your laptop |
| Size of crowd that follows you to viewing posters |
| Total number of forewords and blurbs you have been asked to write |
| Number of editorial boards you are on |
| Number of lines of code you have written in the last year |
| Fraction of words you actually wrote in all papers in the last year with you listed as an author |
| Average cost of meal you eat at the conference |
| Number of workshops you organise in a year |
| Number of workshops you organise in a year but do not attend |
| Number of times being NIPS program chair |
| Your picture comes up high on Google Image search when people search your first name (strict search!) |
| Number of direct reports |
| Number of indirect reports |
| Number of mutual admiration clubs (scientific societies) you are member of |