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You can not be a researcher if you do not have
a fancy research position.
- Don't be concerned if the application deadline is only 12 hours away. It is will
be easy to get your referees to write a letter for you.
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Collaborate with many authors,
preferably big shots.
- If you aspire to join, for example, Microsoft research, make sure that
you use Linux and slag off at Microsoft products on your web page.
- When you give a talk, make sure you do not dumb it down; they are
interviewing you because they think you are really smart; don't give the
wrong idea of making it too clear.
- Be one of the 24 people in the world who can understand and advance an
important niche area of machine learning.
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